I used to really love crab, which my parent's neighbor somehow knew when he (seemingly) thoughtfully delivered king crab legs in honor of my homecoming. So I was pretty thrilled upon sitting down to dinner with fam and the MOST GIGANTIC CREATURE REMOTELY EDIBLE.
This is an Alaskan King Crab. Basically, it's a dinosaur. Eating this beast, turns out, is the most horrifying and revolting thing you could imagine.
We spent a few minutes trying to convince ourselves this was acceptable, until my sister compared the meat to a skinned human arm. At this point, we decided to bust out the wine and start de-shelling the crab for future use (although I'm pretty sure none of us will be able to eat seafood again).
Here's the meat:and the shellage:Sooo thanks across-the-street-neighbor, for making my hands smell like sea-monster for the rest of my life.